Go Jesus… It’s Your Birthday! (sweater)
There are two types of people in the world, people who celebrate birthdays and those who don’t. You know who you are. This one’s for you.
Thank you for supporting our Ugly Christmas Apparel Auction!
THE AUCTION IS OVER.
These are from Pastor Ryan's ugly Christmas apparel collection!
Each item has been worn by Pastor Ryan during a December Sunday morning over the past 10 years.
Proceeds will benefit the local and international missions Central Church supports.
Starting bid is $10 per t-shirt and $20 per sweater/item.
(Please bid in whole dollar increments and check the bid sheet on the item to see the current bid)
All bids must be submitted by Saturday, December 17, 2022 at Noon.
Item #1
(Starting bid $20)
Size XL
Item #2
(Starting bid $20)
Size XL
Party Savior (sweater)
C’mon, this is Central. For all you high rollers out there, the bidding is going to be intense.
Item #3
(Starting Bid $20)
Size 2XL
Meowy Catmas (sweater)
Cats are a big theme in this auction. First of 3, bid early and bid strong to collect the entire set!
Item #4
(Starting Bid $20)
Size XL
Santa in Safety Orange (sweater)
With winter upon us, celebrate the end of Construction Season and the removal of the cones on Highway 30 with the safest choice in the collection.
Item #5
(Starting Bid $20)
XL
Fragile – from A Christmas Story movie (sweater)
Your choice of a Christmas Sweater doesn’t get any more classic than a perfect interpretation of the “Fragile” lamp from A Christmas Story.
Item #6
(Starting Bid $20)
Size XL
Santa riding unicorn (fleece sleeves) – sweater
For those of you that too much isn’t near enough. Bejeweled, bedazzled, and just a bit bewildering, you’ll be the envy of every hot glue gun jockey in this amazing piece of craftsmanship.
Item #7
(Starting Bid $20)
Size XL
Wolves under a crescent moon (sweater)
A special selection for the Alphas in your life (or for yourself, you Alpha Wolf you). Man or woman, no judgment here. Buy it and go out and howl at that crescent moon.
Item #8
(Starting Bid $20)
Size XXL
Navy (sweater)
This is our one token “nice” winter sweater. Best purchased as a pair with anything else in the auction as the ideal counterbalance.
Item #9
(Starting Bid $20)
Size 2XL
Star Wars (“sweater vest”)
It really doesn’t get any better than this, the two best things in the world, Star Wars and Christmas. A great gift choice for your favorite Star Wars Fan or to really PO the Star Trek geek in your life.
Item #10
(Starting Bid $20)
Size XL
Christmas pattern (crew sweatshirt)
Our classic Christmas offering which will offend absolutely no one. While everything else here is perfect for Uncle Eddie, if you need something for grandma or grandpa, this is it.
Item #11
(Starting Bid $20)
Size 2XL
Carroll Tigers (crew sweatshirt)
Show your Tiger pride this Christmas! The perfect choice to wear to all those winter sports events.
Item #12
(Starting Bid $20)
Size L
Reindeer on back (Velvet Track Suit)
Athletic Leisurewear is a hot fashion trend, so of course, Central has it covered this Christmas. Perfect for your relatives in Florida or your mobster friends in Eastern Europe.
Item #13
(Starting Bid $20)
Size L
Stars (One-piece Pajamas)
The perfect selection for lounging around the house on a cold winter night. While ideal for the Christmas season, the stars theme is classic and can be worn year ’round.
Item #14
(Starting Bid $20)
Size L
Christmas Cats (One-piece Pajamas)
The second offering in our cat’s collection. When you are done with work for the day, you can slip off that Meowy Catmas sweater and change into this comfy selection for the rest of the night.
Item #15
(Starting Bid $10)
Size XL
Ohhhh Fudge – from A Christmas Story movie (t-shirt)
You know proper dressing for winter is all about the layers. Your best choice as the bottom layer when paired with our “Fragile” sweater offering.
Item #16
(Starting Bid $10)
Size XL
Christmas Cats (t-shirt)
Rounding out the Cats Collection is Christmas Cats, the perfect bottom layer as the ideal complement to your Meowy Catmas sweater and Christmas Cats onesie.
Item #17
(Starting Bid $10)
Size XL
Christmas Sweater Vest (t-shirt)
The pandemic and work at home has certainly redefined the meaning of dressing “business casual”. But sometimes you just gotta dress up and look sharp. Nothing says it better than a vest and a tie.
Item #18
(Starting Bid $10)
Size XL
Gingerbread Sweater Vest (t-shirt)
Everyone’s favorite behind Christmas fruitcake is gingerbread. Everyone loves wearing T-Shirt’s. What could be better than wearing a gingerbread t-shirt?